just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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