she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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