And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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