she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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