Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
