super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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