I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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