forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
When are your genitals available?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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