What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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