i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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