i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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