Who did Billy Mays play for?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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