Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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