I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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