I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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