The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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