oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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