But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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