so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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