protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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