I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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