Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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