is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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