I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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