were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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