Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
