my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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