were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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