Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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