I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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