): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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