Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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