I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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