ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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