My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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