your thong is hanging out like whoa
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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