i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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