how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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