Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Tornado booty call.. dedication
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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