Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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