the day after is always just damage control
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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