How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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