During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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