why do cheetos always look like penises
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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