Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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