we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so let's talk penis.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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