Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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