I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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