Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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