normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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